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For months, every morning when my daughter was in preschool, I watched her construct an elaborate castle out of blocks, colorful plastic discs, bits of rope, ribbons and feathers, only to have the same little boy gleefully destroy it within seconds of its completion. No matter how many times he did it, his parents never swooped in BEFORE the morning’s live 3-D reenactment of “Invasion of...
No one believing in Jesus commits mass murder, […] The man might have called...– O’Reilly slams media for calling Norway killer Christian. Says there has never been a Christian terrorist and it is an attempt of the left to downplay Muslim terrorism. (via blaaargh) Columbus The Spanish European colonizers Manifest destiny Slave owners/traders Idiots who believe in Jesus and...
Being alone never felt right. Sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.– Charles Bukowski (via loveyourchaos)
themonkeysyouordered: I have a complaint.
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entertainmentweekly: Happy Thursday!
Calvin and Hobbes, GIFed
pbh3: Calvin and Hobbes, reimagined as GIFs.
(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
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I'm wearing my new Jordan Catalano shirt to school...
lickthestarr: It’s actually the best thing in my life c:
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Mickey Smith is completely underrated
the-eleventh-blog: The guy fucking saved the universe with a yellow truck. He was loyal to a woman who fell in love with a man no one can compete with. He went to another universe just to be with his Grandma. He broke into a motherfucking school with a motherfucking metal dog in the backseat. He has a god damn 80’s song dedicated to him.